Three-for-Three, A Hat Trick And All That

Another marvellous BBC News headline to bring a smile to your lips (and a bit of indigestion to your gut):

Lard day’s work – sculptures made from fat by army chefs

OK, so the actual headline when you get to the page is “Chefs’ award for lard sculptures”, but the one above is what showed up in my Firefox live bookmark.

I’m sure the British people are resting much easier knowing that their fair land is well guarded…